see, here's the problem i have. i'll watch tv even if there's nothing good on. i'll just sit there and watch. even if i hate the actor/actress in the movie/tv show, even if the plot is dumber than a potato, even if it's BORING. then i'll summon enough willpower to TURN OFF THE TV (which generally takes about five or six hours) and throw the remote to the other side of the bed. but then, one of two things happen:

1. i reach for the mini-remote, which, conveniently enough is a magnet and is stuck to my desk drawer, and turn the tv back on after an excruciating twelve seconds.

or

2. i stare at a blank wall for, like, a really long time.

i swear, it's like a drug.