AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i hate pop-up ads. no, no...hate is too soft a word. if i could find the inventor(s) of pop-up ads, i would take my mouse and slowly beat them to death with it. i would step on their face with my new five-inch heels. repeatedly. then i'd lock them in an empty white padded room with just a computer hooked up to the internet. EVERY time that motherfucker went to a website, a pop-up ad would come up every five seconds. and i'd lock him in there for eternity and watch him slowly go mad. "TAKE THAT, BITCH!!!"

this pop-up ad that took up MY ENTIRE FREAKING SCREEN pissed me off for a good five minutes because i COULD NOT CLOSE IT -- there was no little [x] on the top right hand corner!!! SNEAKY DICKLESS BASTARDS!!!!! yes, i'm pretty sure some moronic man/men invented this specific pop-up ad. there's no way a woman could be that cruel. ugh. freaking crap.

seriously, pop-up ads are one of the worst things civilized society has ever invented. at least with tv/radio commercials, you can change the channel. yeah, you can close pop-up ads, but you just reach a point when it starts to drive you insane. and then there are the really fucked up ones that won't even LET you close them. i finally had to do a ctrl+alt+del thing to close it. yeah, i know, if i were smarter, i would've done that first instead of steaming for five minutes. but whatever. if those stupid pricks who invented the pop-up ad had been mowed down by a big rig before they had ever thought up these instruments of satan, i would've had five less pissed off minutes.

anyway.

i'm going to go check on the baby and then shower.