good lord. i just noticed all those comments down below on my angry vagina. hahaha...where did all these people come from??

oh, no, my mother does not read my blog. she can barely read english. so i think she might have a bit of difficulty with my blog where i successfully manage to eschew the english language. what does eschew mean? did i use it correctly? i think i did.

and, yes, i seriously stood on my swivel chair. i am just far too lazy to walk all the way to the kitchen to grab a stationary chair. and hey, it's worked before. really. although, later after i fell, sanaz did tell me, "i was just waiting for that to happen."

and, i just feel obliged to link to a one dawn olsen since she linked to me in one of her entries and is partially responsible for all the new weirdos - i mean cool people - now reading my blog. really, i don't know why it surprises me so much that strangers read my blog. i mean, this IS the internet. i just sometimes forget about it. the internet thing, that is.