i have written a song about a couple of people in my life who shall remain nameless. this song is sung to the tune of "smelly cat" by phoebe buffay.

selfish bitch
selfish bitch
selfish bitch
what the fuck are you smoking?

selfish bitch
selfish bitch
it's all your fault.

you won't get off the phone
you obviously think it's all your own

selfish bitch
selfish bitch
it's all your fault.

you eat all the peanut butter
and you didn't even pay for it
you never clean the place right
i hope you get a billion zits

selfish bitch
selfish bitch
what the fuck are you smoking?

selfish bitch
selfish bitch
it's all your fault.

your friends are stupid and rude
they give your people a bad name
i want to kick you in the head real hard
till you scream and scream in lots of pain

selfish bitch
selfish bitch
what the fuck are you smoking?

selfish bitch
selfish bitch
it's all your fault.

well, that's all i have for right now. i have to go study now. i'll add more to the song when i get pissed off later. ciao.