so me and sanaz did something sort of psycho last night.
it started a while ago. there was this poster/ad in the guardian (the ucsd newspaper). on it was this scrawny (well, okay, i guess SOME may consider him "cute" but...he's really not), shirtless guy wearing -- get this -- red leather pants with this huge silver belt buckle. he's really quite unattractive. plus he's got like this weird black semi-permed sort of surferish hair. think heath in 10 things but like...uglier. you know, the funny thing is, the way i'm describing him makes him look so ugly, but i think the intention of the poster was that he was supposed to be some cute guy. the poster's even signed "love, ernesto." ERNESTO. like, of *all* the names, ernesto?! helen's friend lili (dunno how to spell her name) stayed over last night though and she was like, "i think he's supposed to be someone famous" so i guess he can't help his own name. anyway, the point of the ad was to promote safe sex. on the bottom, it reads, "of all the things you want him to whisper in your ear, 'oops, the rubber broke' isn't one of them." and then there's more stuff about safe sex blah blah blah.
so anyway, i was reading the guardian one day and saw this and thought it would be really funny if i put it up smack dab in the middle of sanaz's wall cuz it's so bare. so i came back home from class, and put up the poster while she was away. she came back and she thought it was pretty funny so she left it up there. sanaz told me this later, but after i did that, her and helen came up with this idea to like, collect as many of these posters as they could, since there were like PILES on the floor somewhere (people would just pick up the guardian and throw the poster away. can't say i blame them.), and like, wait till i was gone one day and just wallpaper sanaz's wall with these posters. unfortunately, i am a lame-ass pathetic loser and i never leave the apartment, so sanaz and helen could never do it. but last night...me and sanaz were REALLY bored so we decided to do it. her wall looks so scary. there are 21 ernestos covering the ENTIRE wall. it looks like we went completely insane. when we finished, we just looked at it, and i just burst out laughing. it's just so psycho. naturally, we took a few pictures of it with my camera, and then with my webcam. i want to post them up here. but i don't think i can. :(
you know, this is a lot like our cereal wall last year. now THAT was psycho. last year, when we were living in our suite, we used to take the empty cereal boxes of those small, individual boxes and cut them up and wallpaper the biggest wall in our suite with them. we never quite finished it. i think we had like two rows left though. but it looked pretty insane. people who had never come to the suite before would just come in and be like, "whoa...you guys sure have a lot of time on your hands."
anyway...i'm gonna go...find something else to do now. bye!
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