hahahaha...i forgot one part of the animatronic jamboree story.

so the other volunteer guy was ulysses s. grant - makes perfect sense since i'm robert e. lee and we're just punching away at one another. anyway, the guy who had to guess what the whole thing was had like no clue what was going on nevermind who was doing what. so the ref told him it was the civil war and made him guess who each character was. he didn't get ulysses s. grant so the ref told him that one. then he made the guy guess who i was and he was like, "uh...mrs. grant?" and the ref said, "yes. ulysses s. grant publicly beat his wife during the surrender of the civil war."