hey, wanna see something funny? stick a cold bottle down a one-year-old's shirt (make sure his shirt is tucked in his shorts first) and watch him try to fish it out. it really is quite hilarious. my mom put it down justin's shirt to cool him down (okay, well she actually just wanted a really good laugh) and it was so funny. he tried to pull it out, but he only managed to make it fall farther down and then it got stuck cuz his shirt was tucked in. so then he pulled at his shirt where the bottle was, managed to get it up a bit, then lowered his head, stuck out his tongue and tried to drink from there. my mom, my dad, and i couldn't stop laughing. he probably thought we were all insane. "what the heck is my bottle doing down my shirt? these people totally missed my hands."