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Wednesday, July 10, 2002

you know, sometimes the stupidity of people really astound me. stupid indian girl astounds me everyday with her stupid ideas. but what part of, "hi this is CHERRY'S voicemail" do people not understand?!? gah!! i hear my personal greeting every time i check my voicemail ("hi this is CHERRY'S voicemail") but i STILL get idiots leaving messages like, "hi, this message is for hoang" or "hi, this is message is for gus." aaaarrrrgh!!! so now i've recorded a new personal greeting that, in an attempt to make it clearer that this is CHERRY'S voicemail for all the stupid idiot moron losers out there, sounds really kind of bitchy. i don't care anymore though. i just don't want to waste my time and minutes listening to some message a stupid person left for their stupid friend. the next person who calls and leaves a message for a person that is not me, i will call them back (provided they leave their number) and leave my own message. "hi, i'm calling for gus hoang, my imaginary friend. i realize this isn't gus hoang's voicemail but i'm going to leave a message for him anyway because i am just that stupid. really, there's no limit to how stupid i am which i will prove to you by calling you again and again, maybe at your work during an important meeting or during your class during a lecture, so that i can leave ten messages for my imaginary friend gus hoang who clearly is not the owner of this voicemail."

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