my mother wants me to dye my hair purple. like, REALLY wants me to. not that i don't want to, i would like to. but see, she's bordering on obssessive-fanatic about this. i'm scared. ohmygod. i can see her coming into my room right now and dragging me out by my hair to go to the salon. i'm serious. she is a CRAZY WOMAN. i'm scared.

this is not normal mother behavior. since when does a mother WANT her daughter to dye her hair purple? and you know the tattoos? yeah, she got angry about them, but she wasn't like crazy pissed like i'd expected her to be. she even thought my first one was cute! like i said, this is not normal mother behavior. this is just plain weird. i can't handle it.

next thing you know, she's gonna run off with a young latin man named julio and invest in some bad time-shares.