this is a momentous day.

[pauses for dramatic effect]

i have changed my very first diaper.

so my mother left me alone with the kids around 1230 to go to my aunt's house. i love it when i get to spend time alone with the kids because that's when i can REALLY spoil them without anyone seeing. ;D but then justin pooed. and pooed and pooed and pooed. and then he pooed some more. really, i don't think i've ever seen him poo quite that much. i know this because i watch my mother almost every single time she changes his diaper. which is how i knew how to change his diaper. i'm so proud of myself. *beams with pride* but really, it was so disgusting. there was so much poo in that diaper, it was unbelievable.

anyway. i'm going to go brainwash the baby with sappy movies now. his girlfriend will thank me fifteen years from now.