i hate money. it really stresses me out. i hate paying tuition. i hate looking at my billing statement online. it confuses me and freaks me out and makes me want to convulse into a fit of hysterics. i hate sallie mae for forgetting to send us our loan renewal form and causing my whole quarter to be thrown into financial chaos. that sallie mae is a bitch.

goddamn greedy uc regents. bastards. if i knew who they were, i'd hunt them down and kill them by burning them in a pile of their money.