i think my house is haunted

weird things have been going on in my house lately. while i'm sure there are perfectly reasonable, scientific explanations for each of these occurences, i'm too lazy to figure each of them out and "my house is haunted" is an easy way to just explain everything all at once.

tonight, as i was sitting on the couch watching tv and reading a magazine, my tv started to turn itself off and on repeatedly. this happened maybe three times with the tv turning off and on three or four times each time. the remote was on the table and i hadn't touched it. the power hadn't gone off because i checked other appliances each time it happened. other weird things have happend in the past month as well. like the fan over the stove turning itself on for no reason (both fans were on the off switch). or the time when mike's xbox told us "you played better than derek!" in a little girl's voice after we had played a game of bomberman. that last one sounds weird but that's what happened! there was also that one time a couple years ago where i woke up in the middle of the night randomly only to see my bedroom door slowly open even though no one was there (my bedroom door is always closed. i use another door to go in and out.)

so either the electricity in my house is all wonky or my house is haunted. i have no idea about that door thing though.