ahh...i remember why i love mar so much. ;D funny online conversations where she tells me about how her mother obssessively tried to fix her up with a guy and where we realize for the thousandth time how pathetically addicted we are to the internet.

crazy spinster: you know what i think our problem is?
crazy spinster: THE INTERNET.
lavendurry: hahaha
crazy spinster: do you notice how many celebrities don't know how to use the internet?
crazy spinster: that's why they do so good in school!
lavendurry: dude
lavendurry: if i didnt have my internet
lavendurry: i wouldnt know how to function
crazy spinster: hahahaha
crazy spinster: me neither.
crazy spinster: mar, this is so sad.
crazy spinster: ahh!!! we're zombies!!!
lavendurry: dude
lavendurry: and its taking a toll on my body
lavendurry: i have the body of a 50 year old
lavendurry: my bones ache my back hurts
lavendurry: and like i crack when i sit
lavendurry: haha
crazy spinster: you know what would be really funny?
lavendurry: what
crazy spinster: if we all got carpal tunnel syndrome by the time we turned 30.
crazy spinster: like, there'd be a whole generation of us with warped wrists.
lavendurry: hahahaha
lavendurry: dude
lavendurry: we need to get out more
lavendurry: and do stuff
crazy spinster: my mother totally worries about me.
crazy spinster: she thinks i ahve no friends, no boyfriends, no life.
lavendurry: my mom complains that i never talk to her, but that the instant i sit in front of the computer screen i start laughing and he hawing to myself

...and then this is where mar tells me about how her mom tried to fix her up with a guy. it's such a funny story that i won't repeat it cuz i would ruin it's funniness and really, no one can tell it better than mar.