have you ever seen that episode of friends where emily goes back to london and ross follows her only to find out that she had returned to new york after he got there? and remember how joey looked at the huge toblerone chocolate bar in emily's bag when she got to monica's apartment, all wide-eyed with excitement and desire? that's exactly how i looked when i saw my mother walk into our house with two hawaiian gold, extra sweet pineapples from costco yesterday.

mmm...there is nothing sweeter than holding a sleeping baby in your arms. justin had a nightmare during his nap today so i soothed him back to sleep. made me feel all warm and fuzzy and maternal. ahh...my ovaries.

and, in other news, it is official. i have been without my computer for over a week now. and i'm really really starting to get worried because my mother is talking about getting a new computer just in case my aunt and her husband can't retrieve all my files. ugh.

okay. need to cheer myself up and take my mind off this. going to go watch last night's rerun of alias again because it was another kick-ass episode and jennifer garner is just so damn sexy i wish i was her. and then i'm going to shower because i look like shit.