ohmygod. i am so traumatized.

my mother has embarrassed me...YET AGAIN.

so i was taking my shower just now. [yeah, this story already sounds bad, doesn't it?] and i was almost finished. i was rinsing my hair of the conditioner, so i had my eyes closed. and all of a sudden, my mother's voice bursts into the room. at first, i think, this has to be my imagination. she wouldn't really open the door while i was taking a shower, would she? but, alas...it was not my imagination. my mother had, in fact, opened the door, thrust a phone at me, and yelled, "CHERRY!! CHERRY!!! IT'S A CALL FROM SAN DIEGO!!!!" at which point, i screamed. "OHMYGOD!! MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!" now, the thing is, she had pushed the phone straight in front of my face so i'm quite sure that whoever was on the line (i have a really bad feeling it's sanaz) heard everything. whoever it was heard me naked. naked and hysterical. after i screamed, my mother kept the phone straight in front of my face, but turned her head. like that helped me feel any less embarrassed. so i screamed, "TELL THEM TO HOLD ON!!!" and she said, "okay." and walked out.

may i just say.....GAAAAAAAWWWWWWD!!!! what's wrong with my mother?!?! now i don't mind her waking me up for phone calls. because i'm not NAKED. but walking into my shower to hand me the phone?? what was she expecting?? phones don't exactly work too well when wet. uuuuuuugh. i'm so embarrassed. it was sanaz. my mother told me she'd call back in ten minutes. i bet you ANYTHING, that sanaz is just sitting down in socal laughing her ass off, trying to regain her composure to call me again. ugh. *hangs head in total humiliation*

on the scale of embarrassment due to crazy mother, this ranks a 9.5. the 0.5 deduction is only because it was sanaz on the line and not someone i care to make an impression on. however, this 9.5 still qualifies me to begin claiming that i was adopted.

ps...and just to note, i know she's my mother so it doesn't matter if she sees me naked. but, seriously, i think the last time my mother saw me naked was like...elementary school or something.

ugh...just ugh.