ahhh!! i'm so excited it's halloween!! i'm so excited, it's just dorky. because really, all i'm going to do is dress up as a witch and give out candy to little kids. but still!! right now, i'm making a halloween cd to play while me and helen sit in the garage waiting for trick-or-treaters. ;D

and guess what. i saw not one, but TWO naked guys on campus at price center during the costume contest. one was just completely buck-ass naked. the other was like, wearing an apron (which was sort of redundant since it had a naked male body painted on top of it) and a thong. and, actually, unlike helen, i did not stare at the completely buck-ass naked guy so i didn't see his thing (because he was covering it with his number from the costume contest). so all i saw were two naked male butts. it was still quite amusing. we were thinking the completely naked guy was supposed to be adam (he was), but we were like, "dude, he couldn't even find a leaf? how cheap is that." helen was especially amused by this one guy dressed up as bubbles, the powerpuff girl. she just couldn't stop laughing at him. that is, until he started speaking when he was onstage modeling his costume for the contest. HE WAS A CREEP. a psycho, sex offender, child porn, pervert creep!!! he spoke with this low, quiet voice and said something like, "think of me when it's your bed time." *shudders* ugh. gross. i think my favorite costume was the guy dressed up as mario. he was so funny. he even spoke like mario! "hello!! i'ma mario!! my number is-a number six but i know i am-a number one in-a your hearts!!" oh! and there were even little kids in the costume contest! there was this one kid dressed up as a pirate and when he got onstage and they gave him a microphone, he just sort of froze for like two minutes. finally, his mother goes up to him and whispers something in his ear and he goes, "ARRRR!!" into the microphone. actually, it sounded more like, "ARF!!" like a dog, but it was close enough and it was still incredibly cute. and then and then there was this little baby girl dressed up as a kitten and it was so funny because the cat head on top of her head was too heavy for her own head to support and she kept leaning forward looking like she was about to topple over. and this little baby girl was holding a whip too! it was so cuuuuuute!! it was cuz her aunt was dressed up as catwoman.

anyway, i'm going to go get ready now! i know i know, it's still really early, but i'm just a dork like that. hey, helen actually has her costume on right now!! so i'm not such a total freak. ;D okay, bye!

have a fun, safe, and happy halloween people!! i love you all!! go get high on candy!!!