ohmygod... i got so drunk last night. uuuugghhh...

actually, i didn't feel bad when i woke up today. no hangover or anything. which is really good considering i was just gone last night. i'm remembering bits and pieces and sanaz filled me in on the rest and it was just funny. at one point, sanaz started giving me water and telling me it was vodka because i was already too drunk. but i was NOT STUPID. in fact, not only did i KNOW that she gave me water, i made such a huge deal out of it. i pretty much went up to everyone and told them (repeatedly) that sanaz gave me water instead of vodka. i made it sound like it was such a controversy. you don't understand - i went up to EVERYONE and started babbling about water and vodka. but see, sanaz kept denying it! that liar!! anyway, there was that. and then later, after i went to the bathroom, sanaz made me show her my underwear. which i did. and then announced that fact to the entire kitchen when i came out. and you know, there were a lot of people at our house last night. mostly sorority girls and frat guys. so... telling everyone at the top of my lungs that sanaz made me show her my underwear was not really a good thing. and then ben asked me what color my underwear was and i told him in a loud voice that it was "white with blue trimming." oh god... and then there was the dancing. apparently i was doing the running man and the cabbage patch like...all night or something. and i was apparently grinding with sanaz just a bit too much. and i remember grabbing sanaz's hand and yelling to everyone, "WE'RE LESBIANS!!!" poor sanaz. whatever, she totally deserved it for lying to me about the water. i was such a friendly drunk too. i went up to grace and hugged her and told her that she was very beautiful and that i loved her and that she was the bestest roommate ever. and... i don't know what else i did. it's all very blurry now. i remember laughing and saying "WOOOW" and "shhhh!!" a lot. and i remember waking up at 6 am thinking that i was still drunk.

melissa was pretty drunk too. but it hit her later, which was really funny because there we were, two drunk girls in her room, one trying to take care of the other but both of us having this weird drunken conversation. she apparently drunk dialed and called jeremiah like, ten times or something. hahahahahahha... ahh, that was funny.

ohmygoodness, and our bathroom got totaled too. the mirror got shattered (someone punched it), and both towel racks got pulled off - one got pulled off the shower door and the other got pulled off the WALL. but it's okay, because bruce said he would fix it. ;D

and now, here i am. man... i was really drunk.