ohmygod. ohmygodohmygodohmygod. my heart is beating at about 947,632 beats per minute right now.

so i'm sitting here listening to some quiet, soothing sarah mclachlan and enjoying reading up on some celeb gossip when all of a sudden, out of nowhere, comes jackie chan screaming at the top of his lungs and flying straight towards me. it was an ad for shanghai knights but it wasn't one of those pop-up ads. it was one of those REALLY annoying ones that appear straight on top of the webpage you're looking at it and you have to search for the little "close x" button which is the font size of like 0.5. my speakers were turned all the way up too because, like i said, i was listening to some QUIET sarah mclachlan which was then ruined by jackie chan's insane karate scream.

jesus freaking christ. that freaked me out.