about last night...

i think i had too much to drink. but it was fun. ;D i definitely drank more (and faster) than i ever have. i think i had 5 or 6 shots (some of them doubles) in the space of about half an hour. it was just like one right after the other. oh yeah, last night we celebrated mel's 21st birthday. we had pizza, drinks, cake, drinks, games, drinks, dancing, and oh yeah, drinks. it was at our house with me, melissa, helen, sanaz, grace, ben, matt, mike, and jon. we started drinking around 8 and, being the sad loser geeks we are, all passed out or left or quit partying at around 10 or 11. well, you know, really, since i was the life of the party, clearly they found no reason to continue partying after i passed out. ;D


so, things i remember (or "remember" through pictures and other people's stories)...

- trying to spell out "happy birthday melissa" on the cake while drunk and with only the assistance of a very drunk sanaz. she ended up spelling melissa with two L's. we collapsed on the kitchen floor in a fit of hysterics.

- lifting up my tank top and showing everyone my bra. repeatedly.

- dancing on top of the coffee table.

- dancing around the living room with sanaz stuffing money down my shirt and pants.

- playing the naked game. for future reference, the naked game does NOT work very well when everyone is drunk out of their minds. as a good example, melissa was too drunk to think of anything to write on the pieces of paper so ended up just writing her name ("melissa pang") on every single piece of paper. the game degenerated into me just going through the entire bowl of paper on round one and giving nonsensical clues like "the letter in between -1 and B."

- eating cake like a savage. by the time we finally got to the cake, i was starting to pass out so people were trying to feed me cake. but instead of waiting for the fork to get to my mouth, i grabbed the cake straight off the fork with my hand and started shoveling cake into my mouth.

- ben using his hands to cover my face with icing. nobody saw this and instead thought i was just a very messy eater. at one point, his finger came close to my face and i just licked the icing straight off his finger. that sounds so dirty...

- staggering into helen's room, closing the door, and collapsing on her bed. everyone wondered why i was in there. i don't know why either.

- hitting on grace. i told her that if i was a lesbian, i would get with her because her skin was so smooth. i then proceeded to rub her very smooth skin.

- nobody can remember if we sang happy birthday to melissa or not.

- i THINK i started unbuttoning my pants and showing off my underwear at some point. i don't really remember.

- sanaz walking me to my room and putting me in my bed. she left later and i slipped off my bed and ended up lying in the middle of my doorway half-asleep. melissa came along later and got grace and mike to put me back in my bed.

- repeatedly asking ben what "shiitake" was. (his shirt said "shiitake happens.")

- naming our naked game team "something something pussies." i don't remember what the something something was. probably wild lesbians or something.


other interesting things...

- ben, mike, and matt got melissa a vibrator for her birthday. it's a dragon and it's a little scary.

- i threw up twice around 4 and 6 in the morning. it was...interesting. i haven't thrown up in such a long time that i wasn't sure if i had to throw up or if i really had to burp.

- melissa has a really awesome picture of sanaz's ass.


okay, that's all i remember for now. i don't know why this whole blog is a list. i'm going to go get something to eat now. bye!