i would just like to take a moment to thank the inventor(s) of the water bra. thanks to him/her/them, i actually appear to have boobs. and when i wear a low-cut tank top...ohmygod, is that cleavage?? why, yes it looks like it just might be! only a tiny bit though. still much more than i've ever had before. quite simply, it's a miracle.

so my weekend has been sort of sucky and uneventful. i am going to go into major holy-shit-i'm-screwed panic mode very soon. just...not now. which is very unfortunate because i am going to have a shitload of work to do later on when there is like no time left and i have a quarter's worth of work to do. ugh. as my favorite little boy genius once said, "why must tv be so great when i have to do homework?!?" that would be dexter, of course.

hey, anyone up for going to hawaii once school's out? c'mon! let's goooo!