i just had the best breakfast ever.

well, first of all, let me describe my morning to you. it was yet another glorious morning of waking up to intense, mind numbing, gut wrenching, please-kill-me-now stomach pains. but i'm a trooper so i just bore down and tried to wait it out. after about half an hour, it was pretty clear that the pain was not going away and, in fact, was getting much worse. ohmygod....the pain. what is it with me and this ridiculous body? it's not enough that i get pre-japan pain and during-japan pain, but now i have to have after-japan pain? it's just all pain, all the time. anyway, i took some ibuprofen. which helped for a good thirty seconds, then the pain just came raging back. so i thought about it for like two minutes, then went ahead and downed some vicodin. and now i am a-ok. i hope. *knocks on wood*

so. that was my breakfast. good shit.