hahahaha.... on the back of the ajax dish liquid:

Caution: Do not use with automatic dishwashers.

well, geez, they shouldn't have put that in such small print.

ahhh...i love living with helen and melissa and sanaz. doing stupid funny things that make us laugh so hard we double over and stop breathing for thirty seconds. so i was in the kitchen with melissa making brownies and we were talking about genital warts (don't ask) and helen was participating in the conversation too but she wasn't in the kitchen. i assumed she was in her room, so after she said something, i walked out of the kitchen to say something else only i started walking toward her room and yelling in that general direction. all of a sudden, i hear from behind me, sitting on the futon in the living room, "uh...i'm right here." okay, i knew it wouldn't sound as funny on my blog, but we all thought it was hysterical and couldn't stop laughing. anyway.

cherry: how do you turn this [oven] off?
melissa: uh...hit the off button.