the right side of my face...

...hates me and has gone all retarded.

i have a cold sore on the back right side of my tongue that makes it very painful for me to brush my teeth, eat, or even speak. i also have an eye infection on my right eye which means i can't wear my contacts and am forced to wear my glasses. this makes me not want to shower or go tutoring. i don't want to move and i don't really feel like wasting my breath or causing my mouth pain by talking to a seventh grader who answers all of my questions with, "uh...i don't know." argh. maybe i'll just go to tutoring with messy hair, a swollen eyelid, and a weird lisp and my horrific appearance will scare him into answering my questions properly.

uuuuuugh.