dude, internet really does SUCK around here. it's not working again this weekend. well, i mean, it is cuz i can get on aim and go to some pages, but i can't get into blogger again. i can get on the main page, but i can't actually get in and blog. wasn't working last night either so i wrote up my little experience at the trail of terror on word and saved it. i can't blog on aim either cuz some stupid retards keep warning bloggerbot (that's the sn) so it keeps getting kicked off. so right now i'm gonna use neha's computer to blog.
went to the "trail of terror" at balboa park last night. oh. my. GOD. calling it a haunted house would be an understatement. actually, it's not even really a haunted house because it's outdoors...IN THE FREAKING WOODS. this was pretty scary, man. i screamed my lungs out. so did neha and her friend.
so me, neha, her friend (bahar), sandeep, and matt got to balboa park around 9 or something. waited in a long line to get a ticket and then waited in an even longer line to get onto the trail. but it was so totally worth it. while we were waiting in line, some of the scary characters would come RIGHT up to us and yell in our ear. one was dressed in a worn red flannel shirt and worn out jeans so he blended in pretty well. when we finally reached the front of the line, this guy comes right up next to me and just stands there, breathing into my ear. i was like, hunched over and whimpering like a baby. then he snorted. and then i screamed. :) certainly not the only time that happened...
so we finally get onto the trail. the scariest thing about this is that throughout the entire trail, you couldn't tell if that thing on the side was a person or a dummy because they looked EXACTLY alike. you could only tell when the real person actually jumped out and screamed at you. and these characters come RIGHT up into your face. they're not allowed to touch you, but they are allowed to chase you. and they certainly did. SEVERAL TIMES. good god...it was pretty funny, because most of the time, me, neha, and bahar hung onto each other but when we were being chased, i just yanked my hand away from them and ran off while they just stood there and screamed. this happened like several times, especially when the characters would like block our way and would purposely not let us walk by. at one point, there was this guy in a pig mask that did that. we would move left. he would move left. we would move right. he would move right. this happened for like a minute until i finally whimpered feebly, "excuse me..." yeah, that didn't work. while this was going on, another character actually ran up to us (and all these characters would run up to us at like, full speed) and yelled, "YOU AREN'T AFRAID OF A GUY IN A PIG MASK, ARE YOU?!?!" at which point, we ran off. when a couple other characters blocked our way, we just like could not stop screaming and one of them started yelling at the top of his lungs, "STOP SCREAMING!!!!" and i stopped and feebly replied, "o..o-okay.." and then ran off again.
there were some really freaky parts on the trail. the first was linda blair's room from the exorcist. linda blair is that little girl who turns all freaky and spins her head 360 degrees and like vomits at the same time. helen knows who i'm talking about. ;) the second was this school bus FILLED with freddy kruegers; of course, the real ones were indistuingishable from the fake ones. we actually boarded the school bus and walked down the aisle to the very end. i think like, three freddies jumped up and waved their clawed hands in front of our faces. more screaming from the girls of course. ;D there were a couple rooms that we walked through where it was just completely filled with dry ice. you couldn't even see the person in front of you. luckily, there was no one in there. but it was just creepy cuz you couldn't see a thing, you know? of course, if you think about it, they wouldn't put anyone in there just cuz that's too much dry ice for someone to breathe. there were like two other rooms that had like narrow passageways where you couldn't see around the corner which made it VERY easy for a lot of the characters to scare the bejeesus out of you. i was in the front in one of them and holding neha's hand behind me. at the end, this guy jumps out from *above* us and waves this aluminum foil knife at us. i did my usual thing of yanking my hand away and running off. but when i turned around, neha was like, crouched down staring up at the guy and screaming at him. since it was so narrow, no one else could get by her. it was pretty funny. i just stood there watching them, like, "uuuhhh...let's go let's go let's goooo!!"
towards the end, we had to like hunch down and kinda crawl through this small tunnel thing. that was kinda freaky. especially with these characters like yelling and snorting at us and like whispering in our ear. these characters were like EVERYWHERE. i remember this one part on the trail, it was pretty funny. me, neha, and bahar were pretty jumpy from all these characters jumping out at us and chasing us. on this one kinda deserted stretch of the trail, there was this big tree on the right side and we just like, instinctively jumped away from it and leaned into each other. i started yelling, "IT'S JUST A FUCKING TREE!!!!!" and ran ahead. the end was so scary. aiiiiii-yaaaa... we walked into this recreation of a log cabin with this severed leg outside of it. we could hear CHAIN-SAWS on the other side. yeah, there were several guys wielding these huge chain-saws, flipping them on and off, and, of course, screaming at us. i was in the front again (although we had caught up with the rest of the group and they were there too, so i guess i mean, i was in the front of my group) and these guys came like, right up to my face (as usual) and did that thing you do with chain-saws...you know, like gunning the engine sort of...i don't know what the expression is, but they were basically turning it on and off - right in front of my face. i could like, feel the warm wind from the chain-saws blow into my face. oh yeah, and the end was not actually the end because these guys would like chase you down the road waving their chain-saws. of course, they didn't have the chains. at least, i don't think they did. someone told me they didn't. but to be honest, i wasn't really looking. that happened a lot too. when there was something scary, i would throw my arms in front of my face, scream, and run away. yeah i know, sort of defeats the purpose, but honestly, i had so much fun. it was so great. i wanna go again. ;)
oh yeah, i forgot to mention, there was also this room that was like a hospital/psychiatric ward type thing and there were three beds on each side and each bed had mosquito netting which was obviously meant to block your view of the bed. i think there were people lying on the bed, but i don't really know, because i was in the front again. i did hear screaming behind me so i assumed there was but there was no way i was turning my head to look. a guy in a reaper outfit did jump out and scare me at the exit of the hospital/psychiatric ward thing.
in total, the trail of terror lasted for a good fifteen minutes, i'd say. the BEST "haunted house." of course, i haven't really been to many so i don't have much to compare it too, but they had some SCARY shit going on there. the best part, of course, is that the whole thing is outside in the woods at night. now THAT'S a creepy atmosphere. i must say, though...it would be the perfect place to take a date to. for me, anyway. i mean, i don't think i could've made it through had i not been holding onto someone. if i had gone with a date, i would've totally clung to him like saran wrap. and it wouldn't even necessarily be because i want him - just because i'm scared out of my mind. so, any guys reading this - take a girl out to a haunted house and you'll have a very high chance of *at least* holding hands, if not more. in my opinion, anyway. but, seriously, what do i know? coming to me for dating advice is like coming to me for driving advice.
anyway, time to do some homework now. got a physics midterm this friday and a bunch of vietnamese and italian homework. although i like doing language homework. reading italian is really tough though. i'm like, reaching for the italian-english dictionary after every other word. well, off i go. toodle-oo.
oh wait, on one last note..."YOU STUPID FREAKING INTERNET!!! WHY WON'T YOU WORK, DAAAAAAAAMN YOOOOOOUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"