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Saturday, November 22, 2003

about last night...

i think i had too much to drink. but it was fun. ;D i definitely drank more (and faster) than i ever have. i think i had 5 or 6 shots (some of them doubles) in the space of about half an hour. it was just like one right after the other. oh yeah, last night we celebrated mel's 21st birthday. we had pizza, drinks, cake, drinks, games, drinks, dancing, and oh yeah, drinks. it was at our house with me, melissa, helen, sanaz, grace, ben, matt, mike, and jon. we started drinking around 8 and, being the sad loser geeks we are, all passed out or left or quit partying at around 10 or 11. well, you know, really, since i was the life of the party, clearly they found no reason to continue partying after i passed out. ;D


so, things i remember (or "remember" through pictures and other people's stories)...

- trying to spell out "happy birthday melissa" on the cake while drunk and with only the assistance of a very drunk sanaz. she ended up spelling melissa with two L's. we collapsed on the kitchen floor in a fit of hysterics.

- lifting up my tank top and showing everyone my bra. repeatedly.

- dancing on top of the coffee table.

- dancing around the living room with sanaz stuffing money down my shirt and pants.

- playing the naked game. for future reference, the naked game does NOT work very well when everyone is drunk out of their minds. as a good example, melissa was too drunk to think of anything to write on the pieces of paper so ended up just writing her name ("melissa pang") on every single piece of paper. the game degenerated into me just going through the entire bowl of paper on round one and giving nonsensical clues like "the letter in between -1 and B."

- eating cake like a savage. by the time we finally got to the cake, i was starting to pass out so people were trying to feed me cake. but instead of waiting for the fork to get to my mouth, i grabbed the cake straight off the fork with my hand and started shoveling cake into my mouth.

- ben using his hands to cover my face with icing. nobody saw this and instead thought i was just a very messy eater. at one point, his finger came close to my face and i just licked the icing straight off his finger. that sounds so dirty...

- staggering into helen's room, closing the door, and collapsing on her bed. everyone wondered why i was in there. i don't know why either.

- hitting on grace. i told her that if i was a lesbian, i would get with her because her skin was so smooth. i then proceeded to rub her very smooth skin.

- nobody can remember if we sang happy birthday to melissa or not.

- i THINK i started unbuttoning my pants and showing off my underwear at some point. i don't really remember.

- sanaz walking me to my room and putting me in my bed. she left later and i slipped off my bed and ended up lying in the middle of my doorway half-asleep. melissa came along later and got grace and mike to put me back in my bed.

- repeatedly asking ben what "shiitake" was. (his shirt said "shiitake happens.")

- naming our naked game team "something something pussies." i don't remember what the something something was. probably wild lesbians or something.


other interesting things...

- ben, mike, and matt got melissa a vibrator for her birthday. it's a dragon and it's a little scary.

- i threw up twice around 4 and 6 in the morning. it was...interesting. i haven't thrown up in such a long time that i wasn't sure if i had to throw up or if i really had to burp.

- melissa has a really awesome picture of sanaz's ass.


okay, that's all i remember for now. i don't know why this whole blog is a list. i'm going to go get something to eat now. bye!

Friday, November 21, 2003

i love it when people from AA leave comments on my blog and say that they're from AA. makes me sound like i'm an alcoholic. hi sophie! and leah and...anyone else that comes from AA. ;D

speaking of comments, i love all the comments that people made on this entry in jacq's xanga. hahahaha... poor girl. but c'mon, jacq, you set yourself up for that... ;D

we're celebrating melissa's 21st birthday tonight. we're celebrating early because her actual birthday is during thanksgiving break. we always do this. just like my birthday. although, i think i may actually want to celebrate my birthday after christmas this year. that way i'll already be 21. i get so much grief for still being 20.

i think it's rather sad that i've had this blog for so long that it started out as "confessions of a 19-year-old spinster" and will soon become "confessions of a 21-year-old spinster." well, it's not so sad that i've had this blog for so long, it's just sad that the title still holds true.

anyway, i've had a bad week. i'm definitely looking forward to getting smashed tonight. sigh.

(i guess that last sentence also makes me sound like i'm an alcoholic.)

Wednesday, November 19, 2003

i started taking the "how bright is your aura?" test on emode but stopped because all my answers were too depressing.

crap.

i just hit a car. in the parking lot at school. i backed up into it. i really didn't think it was that bad! and it really isn't THAT bad. it's just um...some scratches on the right corner of my bumper. some paint came off.

so i didn't stop. i know i should have but i really thought it was just like a little tap. so now it could be a hit and run. which would just be so hugely ironic because the same thing happened to me. although, c'mon, that gash on my passenger side door is too huge of an accident not to notice.

ugh. life is sucking. i'm a sad pathetic loser who can't drive.

Tuesday, November 18, 2003

one tree hill is my new guilty pleasure. nathan and haley are so cute. sigh.

Monday, November 17, 2003

i think eating apple pie straight from the tin constitutes a new low for me.

so after some late night girl talk (read: lesbian lovin') with sanaz last night, she left my room around 1 am. at which point, we started hearing police and ambulance sirens as well as a helicopter hovering in the sky near us. we wondered what it was, but didn't really give it much thought. i woke up this morning and discovered that there was a murder-suicide at 1250 am last night just about 2 minutes away from us. that's great.

the lab meeting this afternoon was so boring. i started daydreaming about what we would be doing over thanksgiving break and what i would pack. i totally don't even know what they were talking about during the meeting. sigh.