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Friday, January 17, 2003

target is like, the greatest place on earth.

went there with sanaz tonight JUST to get an extra storage bin but i left with a new pair of pajama pants, a new bra, and a new bikini. as well as the storage bin, of course. but but...it was all so cute! and cheap! so cheap!! sanaz got a bikini too! both have pretty much the same cut (just a different design) but they really emphasize our tittylessness. it just looks as if there should be MORE in the bikini top, you know? but i say, you know what? let's just EMBRACE our flatness!! yay for the tittyless girls!! there was a study done recently that's shown that playboy centerfolds have gotten less curvier over the years. which basically means flat. which means that sanaz and i have a great shot at becoming playboy centerfolds. ;D

so helen came home later tonight (poor girl, rush has gotten her all pooped out) and tried to help me improve my lying skills. i basically suck. i can't keep a straight face and my lies sound really awkward and unnatural. and helen laughing at me didn't help any (although i was doing a pretty bad job of lying. she used her face to show me what MY face looked like while i was lying and it was pretty funny). starting to get a little worried now that no one will believe me. hmm...oh well.

but guess what guess what. the best part of the experiment: there's going to be a hidden camera in the lab. mwahahahaha.... we'll get to see the subjects' reactions to us basically "stealing" the food. it'll be like our own little candid camera. ;D

Sunday, January 12, 2003

okay, so according to sanaz, i totally spazzed yesterday over our little laundry mishap. she did this hilarious impression of me freaking out. semi-squatting, stiffly waving my arms up and down, hyperventilating, and screaming, "WHAT DO WE DO?!??! WHAT DO WE DO?!?!?" melissa agreed with her and laughed so hard that she inhaled a grain of rice. then when she blew her nose to try to get it out, it flew onto the floor and melissa couldn't find it. "where'd it go?"

yes, just one more reason not to walk on our kitchen floor barefoot.