so i found myself in my room just now taking off my clothes for no apparent reason. i have absolutely no idea why i started taking my clothes off, i just did. i've completely lost my mind. i think it has to do with hunger. i've been completely starved all day. until my parents came home with some kfc late tonight. but my body was so starved by that time that instead of feeding off the energy reserves on another part of my body like, i dunno, my butt, it started to sap energy from my brain. which explains the absent-minded stripping just now. actually, i think that i thought i was going to change my clothes cuz i remember staring at my closet. but then again, it's 1130 at night, where the hell did i think i was going?

anyone seen my marbles lately? because i've completely lost them.

i just realized that four of my last blogs haven't really been blogs but just snippets of aim conversations. other than that, i have nothing really substantial to blog about.

well, jen and i have formed the no life club. it's for people with no life. we get together and bitch. thus proving we have no life.

hey, you. you are invited to park party - part deux!! unless of course, if you live too far away to come. then, well, you can't. but if you do live close enough, and i KNOW about it, and you DON'T come, well....let's just say me and the vicious lake elizabeth ducks will be coming after you. just come. it'll be fun! ;D

this is ridiculous. the majority of people who read my blogs are the exact same people who have been planning this party. so what the fuck am i doing trying to advertise it here? hmm.

uuuugh...i'm feeling particularly ugly today.

crazy spinster: and i'm afraid they would beat me up if i dissent from the group
crazy spinster: kind of like that pig boy in lord of the flies
chenni jen: haha
chenni jen: LOL!!!!
chenni jen: Piggy
chenni jen: hahaahhaha
chenni jen: sucks to your ass-mar!
crazy spinster: sucks to your ass-mar!
crazy spinster: hahahahaha
chenni jen: HAHAHA

crazy spinster: my boobs were sweating though.
GrafTed 23: this is edging toward too much information

ohmygod...i dreamt i got breast implants.

hmm. shit. i think i just failed western civ. i was supposed to turn in all work by 3 pm, july 30. i thought july 30 was going to be wednesday, not tuesday. and i JUST realized this now after i've been working for like hours today.

well. that was a waste, to say the least. i don't know if my parents will be to happy on me repeating this course next summer. maybe i just won't tell them that i have to repeat a course, that i just need to take another class. but then again, i told them that after this summer, i would be done with ohlone. uh...

and i pray that the professor will keep everything the same for next semester so i can reuse some of the work i did this summer for next summer. he's generally kept the self paced class the same for like, years, but still. *cross fingers*

man, this sucks. i don't want to be stuck in ohlone for another summer.

ugh. *head crashes onto desk* no wait, that is impossible seeing as how there is no space on my desk and my head would just crash onto a massive pile of junk. how pathetic; not only did i fail western civ, but i can't even crash my head on my desk in resignation.

i swear to god, this is like the fifth time this prickish excuse for a computer has crashed. threats to violently dismantle it and use its parts for a toaster have not been successful.

crazy spinster: you know what i think would be funny but probably really annoying?
jaycsee: what?
crazy spinster: if we drew arrows to lead people to the party site but the arrows went like, all over lake elizabeth.
chrispy ha: some people would think it's amusing
crazy spinster: yeah, like me. :)
crazy spinster: i'd find it pretty funny to watch people get lost.
jaycsee: cherry I can imagine you hiding in the bushes with binoculars
jaycsee: chuckling to yourself
jaycsee: and then some duck attacking you
jaycsee: and you just start screaming
jaycsee: and run out and surprise everybody by accident.

later...

crazy spinster: HEY!!
crazy spinster: best idea yet:
crazy spinster: let's make it a tarts & vicars party!!
crazy spinster: like in bridget jones!
jaycsee: HAHAHAHAHA
jaycsee: i can imagine like..
jaycsee: nobody telling Deb or something
jaycsee: and she's hiding in the bushes with garters on
jaycsee: whispering to david to get her out
jaycsee: and then a duck attacks her
jaycsee: and she runs out screaming

jo has a thing against ducks. ;D

jaycsee: hrm..I'm gonna pull a cherry tonight.
jaycsee: no showering
jaycsee: for two days.
chrispy ha: O_o
crazy spinster: why can't "pull a cherry" have a positive connotation to it?
crazy spinster: like, ever.
crazy spinster: freshman year, it meant falling up the stairs
crazy spinster: now, it means not showering.
chrispy ha: dude
chrispy ha: "pull a ha" or "pull a christina"
chrispy ha: is not good either =P
crazy spinster: why can't "pull a cherry" mean "smell like a garden of roses"?
jaycsee: well..once you start smelling like a garden of roses then we'll say that's what pulling a cherry is.
jaycsee: wait..what is pulling a ha?
chrispy ha: usually spilling food
crazy spinster: HEY
jaycsee: hahaha
jaycsee: not that you smell bad
crazy spinster: white lie
jaycsee: i'm just saying..you don't smell like a garden of roses
jaycsee: you could smell like brownies
crazy spinster: do i?
jaycsee: you could smell like..deodorant
jaycsee: actually I don't know what you smell like
jaycsee: remember, bad sense of smell
jaycsee: youcould smell like crazy and I wouldn't notice.
crazy spinster: yes, pulling a ha frequently means missing your mouth when eating while at the same time looking deceptively dainty.
chrispy ha: yeahyeah
chrispy ha: it's only aroudn you guys, i tell you
crazy spinster: whatever.
jaycsee: sure, ha.
jaycsee: sure.

you know what's funny? open your winamp player and then open the file info for a song, any song. under genre, they actually list "porno groove."

i so have major problems with procrastinating. yes yes, i know everyone does, but mine is REALLY bad. i don't know what to do, short of giving up and failing western civ and having to retake it next summer. hmm. we'll call that plan b.