* kiss my blog

Saturday, December 27, 2003

purelude99: hey how come i don't get a cool conversation in your blog?
crazy spinster: say something sharp and witty
purelude99: can't think
purelude99: maybe tomrorow
crazy spinster: wow. that was clever.

GrafTed 23: im' going to make oatmeal cookies to take to my neighbors
GrafTed 23: i tried to make them yesterday... and the batter was so soggy
GrafTed 23: all my cookies melted together in the oven
GrafTed 23: and they came out liek this flat... thing
GrafTed 23: so i'm going to try again today...
GrafTed 23: i don't know what happened
crazy spinster: that's like, my cooking motto
GrafTed 23: hahahaah
crazy spinster: "i don't know what happened..."
GrafTed 23: =)
GrafTed 23: or your life motto
GrafTed 23: hahah
crazy spinster: HEY
GrafTed 23: just kidding!
GrafTed 23: i love you!
GrafTed 23: happy birthday!

Friday, December 26, 2003

my away message:
"MUST...KNIT...JOIJAW;EOIRJA;OWIEJRAWJEOAIWEJRLKJL1!!!" she said with a crazy, maniacal gleam in her eyes.

chenni jen: omg
chenni jen: it has suddenly dawned on me how much that
chenni jen: fits
chenni jen: your sn
chenni jen: it's like a spinster aunt
chenni jen: sitting in a rocking chair
chenni jen: knitting till the end of her days
chenni jen: like, militantly
chenni jen: wow, what a scary thought

Thursday, December 25, 2003

great, jo. your list makes me sound incompetent, dirty, and ill-mannered.

but it also makes me feel special. thank you, i love you too. :) (sorry about all the poking. even though you started it. ;D)

jaycsee: i just picked a scab
jaycsee: and it's bleeding.
crazy spinster: eeeew
crazy spinster: bad girl
jaycsee: it was just a small one...
jaycsee: and it was itching...
crazy spinster: now it's gushing blood, you scab picker.
jaycsee: actually it bled a lot more than I thought it would
jaycsee: *lip trembles*
jaycsee: you don't have to call me names, cherry.
jaycsee: I have feelings too, you know.
crazy spinster: scab picker! scab picker!!
jaycsee: *bursts into tears*
crazy spinster: *poke*
jaycsee: oww!
jaycsee: *poke!*
crazy spinster: *POKE* *POKE* *POOOOOOKE*
jaycsee: *pokepoke!* *pokepoke!* *pokepokepokepokepoke!!!*
crazy spinster: AHHHH!!
crazy spinster: STOP IT!
crazy spinster: *POKE*
jaycsee: *falls out of her chair*
jaycsee: woman!
jaycsee: now you've gone too far!
crazy spinster: aahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
jaycsee: *jumps up and viciously tugs at cherry's hair!*
crazy spinster: AHHHHHRRRRRRGHGHHHH!
crazy spinster: *bum rushes jo and knocks over chair*
crazy spinster: pokity poke poke!!
jaycsee: damn you cherry!
jaycsee: you and your 21ness!
crazy spinster: it's new and freshly acquired.
jaycsee: you're grounded!
crazy spinster: HEY
crazy spinster: you're not my mother.
jaycsee: but I'm your father!
jaycsee: cherry...I am your father.
jaycsee: *heavy breathing*
crazy spinster: noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
jaycsee: i don't remember what he says after that
crazy spinster: me neither

MEEEEEEERRY CHRISTMAS!

funniest christmas song ever - the twelve pains of christmas. ahahahaha... "BUY ME SOMETHING!!!"

psst, notice the title change? ;)

Wednesday, December 24, 2003

happy christmas eve to you. :)

Tuesday, December 23, 2003

last night, i dreamt that i was playing volleyball with the characters from saved by the bell. slater, screech, jessie, and lisa were all on my team. which doesn't really make any sense since that would mean only kelly and zack were on the other team, but then again, playing volleyball with the gang from saved by the bell doesn't really make any sense in the first place. anyway, slater and i were trying to teach jessie and lisa to block while the only thing screech did was duck any time the ball came near him. he was utterly useless. slater and i got fed up. but it was a pretty fun game.

you know, i feel like these scarves i'm making are all really ugly and will make bad gifts. so... if you receive a scarf from me for christmas, i'm going to take this time to apologize beforehand and say that i really had no idea they would turn out like this and now it's too late for me to do anything. just know that knitting all these scarves slowly drove me insane. so in every scarf is a little piece of my sanity. and really, what other gift has that? this is priceless.

i THINK i am done christmas shopping. i'm not really certain about one person. i need a second opinion. which i will get later. or i will just say screw it all and give up. the christmas crowds have really frightened this seasoned shopaholic.

another reason i love jen (yes, i do realize my blog is starting to turn into a jen love-fest): she is the only person who would tell me practically the entire story behind "the count of monte cristo" just to connect it to martha stewart. it makes no sense whatsoever, but that's jen for you.

Monday, December 22, 2003

first things first, the above quote was inspired by jen, my own personal shazzer. although i did quite enjoy one of the definitions of "spinster" that the american heritage dictionary gave. "A woman of evil life and character; -- so called from being forced to spin in a house of correction." yup, that is so me.

anyway, i feel like i haven't blogged in a while. but it really hasn't been THAT long. so... where to begin...

well, i'm home instead of out snowboarding because i came down with a minor cold. nothing huge, but just big enough to annoy the crap out of me and make me not want to make it any worse by continually falling in snow and crashing into things.

so i've been home, just knitting. knitting till i go crazy (actually, we crossed that line quite a few days ago). jo put it perfectly when she told me that she thought i was "all scarfed out." really, though, what was i thinking? i wish i could go back in time and berate my past self for thinking it was such a clever idea to make all these scarves. i'm at a point where i feel guilty when i'm not knitting (like right now) which, really, is just insane.

anyway. i've seen three movies in less than one week. i think i may just be all movied out too (yeah, i know, that was lame). okay, i just wrote like mini-reviews for all three movies, but i read them all and they're dumb. so let me just get on with the update in a more chronological order.

wednesday - went up to berkeley to visit jen. rode up with howard and ha. mar met up with us at jen's place. yaaay!! hung out for a while then went out to dinner at jupiter's. it was nice just to catch up with everyone and have a good conversation. i miss these people. anyway, afterwards, we tried to watch lord of the rings, but - long story short - it was impossible. so i met up with jo, chi, tim, and mike to watch last samurai. not bad. better than i expected. but i'm a sucker for those epic-y type of movies. the only dumb part was (and i can't believe i'm saying this) the romance. i mean, c'mon. i don't think i'd fall in love with the guy who killed my husband, do you?

thursday - hmm. can't really remember what i did during the day. probably nothing but knitting. in the evening, i went out to watch lord of the rings: return of the king with the same group of people i saw on wednesday - jen, mar, ha, and howard. plus dave. damn, that's a long movie. but oh so good. okay, so i may have teared up a little, but - as we've already gone over - i am a sap. i cannot help this.

friday - woke up with a sore throat. i already wasn't able to breathe through my nose properly for the past few days, so this was no good news. called deb to cancel on the snowboarding trip. i'm sorry, dear. but i know you're having fun right at this very moment. ;D so i just stayed home all day. took a nap in the afternoon (even though i woke up at, like, noon). and it goes without saying that i knitted quite a bit. and my parents got me a new cell phone. same number though. i really wish my parents would stop and let me just stay with one cell phone. geez. i mean, yes, this new phone is quite nice, but i was perfectly content with my old one.

saturday - again, nothing. god. i'm quite sad, aren't i? oh well.

sunday - nothing during the day (except knitting, of course). went out in the evening with jo and mar to watch mona lisa smile. i love the soundtrack. it was a pretty good movie. a tad on the boring side, but good overall. i loved the very last scene.

so that brings us to today. had a dentist appointment in the afternoon. the nurse told me i should really think about getting my wisdom teeth out. blah to you, nurse lady. actually, she was really nice. i just didn't like the thought of it. oh well. came home. got into a debate with jo about whether she should perm her hair again or not. poor girl is going crazy. can't say i blame her. that is quite a conundrum she is in.

ooh, i watched oprah's show this afternoon about her christmas trip to south africa last year. oh man. i knew i shouldn't have watched it. i should've listened to my past self when she saw the commercials for it and said, "don't watch it. it'll only make you cry." because it did. (and yes, i always refer to my past self in the third person.) and right after i watched it, i kid you not, i started thinking about joining the peace corps. i even went to the peace corps website to look up some info. but then i got into that whole permed hair debate with jo and started knitting again. anyway, i don't think i'd make a good peace corp volunteer, do you? i mean, really. could you imagine ME in the peace corps? yeah, it makes me laugh hysterically too.

tomorrow, i want to go shopping. actually, i'm sort of dreading it. those holiday crowds... *shudder* but hey, i've gotta get this stuff done. i've got a vague fuzzy foggy notion of what i want to get people. okay, actually, no. i have no idea whatsoever and am sort of freaked out a little. although, like i told jen, i think the reason why my christmas gifts always look so dinky in comparison to other people's is because their gifts usually include my birthday so, naturally, it's better which makes mine look...well... dinky. anyway. hopefully, i'll have it all figured it out tomorrow. *knocks on wood*

la la la... time to pop another dvd into the comp and knit.